Assinine Conversations With My Brother

"I think I'm going to to bleach my ass"

I burst out in laughter "what the hell"

This was the conversation I was having with my brother aka Sir-vic-alot at 11:48 pm on the 1st of January 2018.

I don't know if I should have him mentally checked out, or if I should book him an appointment to get it done, either way, the results would be hilarious, and I can write about it.

I suspect all the big butts he's been staring at have finally come back to haunt him via diarrhoea of the mouth, or maybe he's been checking out other guys bums in the gym locker room. I'm not sure which one. But don't worry bro, I haven't lost faith in you yet, besides I only trust people who like big butts...They cannot lie.

Why am I outing him and posting this for the world to see, because he stole my last 2 pieces of plantain.